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These are the collection of Sinhala Christmas SMS. You can use these for whatsapp messages, viber messages and also Facebook status.<br />
Sinhala naththal SMS kipayak.<br />
සිංහල නත්තල් සුබපැතුම් sms කීපයක්<br />
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<!-- End BidVertiser code --></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6102030809403518829.post-19740316667771708012010-03-28T09:32:00.000-07:002010-03-28T09:33:27.070-07:00Deadlock SituationBoss said to secretary: For a<br />week we will go abroad,<br />so make arrangement.<br />Secretary make call to Husband:<br />For a week my boss and<br />I will be going abroad, you look<br />after yourself.<br />Husband make call to secret<br />lover: My wife is going<br />abroad for a week, so lets spend<br />the week together.<br />Secret lover make call to small<br />boy whom she is giving<br />private tution: I have work for a<br />week, so you need<br />not come for class.<br />Small boy make call to his<br />grandfather: Grandpa, for a<br />week I don`t have class `coz my<br />teacher is busy. Lets<br />spend the week together.<br />Grandpa(the 1st boss ) make<br />call to his secretary: This week I<br />am<br />spending my time with my<br />grandson. We cannot attend<br />that meeting.<br />Secretary make call to her<br />husband: This week my boss<br />has some work, we cancelled our<br />trip.<br />Husband make call to secret<br />lover: We cannot spend<br />this week together, my wife has<br />cancelled her trip.<br />Secret lover make call to small<br />boy whom she is giving<br />private tution: This week we will<br />have class as usual.<br />Small boy make call to his<br />grandfather: Grandpa, my<br />teacher said this week I have to<br />attend class. Sorry I<br />can`t give you company.<br />Grandpa make call to his<br />secretary: Don`t worry this<br />week we will attend that<br />meeting, so make arrangement<div class="blogger-post-footer"><!-- Begin BidVertiser code -->
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<!-- End BidVertiser code --></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6102030809403518829.post-16330531758888457892010-03-28T04:50:00.000-07:002010-04-03T19:57:29.281-07:00Buwalanthaya - 2009/11/29<!-- Begin BidVertiser code --><br /><SCRIPT LANGUAGE="JavaScript1.1" SRC="http://bdv.bidvertiser.com/BidVertiser.dbm?pid=308784%26bid=760909" type="text/javascript"></SCRIPT><br /><noscript><a href="http://www.bidvertiser.com">affiliate program</a></noscript><br /><!-- End BidVertiser code --> <br /><br />~~ මහා සුවකරුමෙන් යාචක ඩබල<br /> සුවවෙයි ~~<br />ලෙඩ සුවකරන මෙහෙයුමට<br />ගහන පෝස්ටරේට පොටෝ ගන්න<br />ගිහින් බුවා අයියා කොර<br />කරන්න ගිය හැටියි පසුගිය<br />කෑල්ලෙන් ලියා එව්වේ.<br />ටවුමේ බෝකර්<br />බුවා අයියා කොර කරන්න<br />සයිකල් ටියුබ් එකක්<br />ඉල්ලපු නිසා අයියා ගෙදර<br />ඉස්ටෝරුව පෙරළා පරණ<br />ටියුබ් එකක් ගෙනාවා.<br />”රයිට් දැං ඔය ටියුබ් එක<br />කපලා මේම දිගට ලොකුª පටි<br />ටිකක් හදාගන්නවා.”<br />”ඊට පස්සෙ..”<br />”රයිට් ඊට පස්සෙ...<br />අයියා ගේ කකුල මේම හොඳටම<br />නවලා දනිහට උඩිං මේම මේම<br />වෙලනවා. දැං සරම පාතට<br />දාන්ඩ... කෝමද පාර.. දැං..<br />පොටෝ එකට එක පයින් ...<br />රෙඩි.”<br />බුවා අයියා නැමීගෙන එක<br />පයින් සිටින අයුරුත්<br />මා ඔහුට ආසිරි පතන<br />අයුරුත් පොටෝ කැරිණි.<br />පසුදා ටවුම පුරාම<br />බොර්කර් බුවා සිය<br />කැචර්ලා දම්මවා පෝස්ටරයක්<br />වන කර තිබුණි.<br />පෝස්ටරය දුටු මම<br />වයබ්රෙට් වී ගියෙමි.<br />”අයිසෙ දැං.. මේක දැක්කාම<br />එකසිය ගාණට බුවාලා එයි..<br />ඔච්චර සෙනඟක් ඉස්සරහා මට<br />නං නිකං කෝර්චොප් වෙන්ඩ<br />බෑ ඔන්න.. එදාට<br />කලිං මං කොහෙහරි මාරු<br />වෙනවා..”<br />”පිස්සු නං කෙළින්ඩ<br />එපා බොස්.. අපි වැඩේ ගාණට<br />සෙට් කරලා \;යන්නෙ.. බොසාට<br />තියෙන්නෙ එදාට අපි කියන<br />හැටියට නටන්ඩ විතරයි...<br />පහුවදාට අත පිරෙන්න<br />සම්තිං එක ඉන්සුවර්..<br />බොස් මෙන්න මේ කොලේ තියෙන<br />හෑල්ල කටපාඩම් කරගන්න.<br />බොර්කර් බුවා දුන් කොළය<br />කටපාඩම් කරමින්<br />හා යාඥා කරන අයුරු<br />සෙත්පතන අයුරු පෙරහුරු<br />කරමින් කාලය ගත කළෙමි.<br />ඕං නියමිත දිනය උදාවිය.<br />බොර්කර්<br />බුවා කොහෙන්දෝ කිරි කිරි<br />ටොයියා මාළු පාන්<br />වගේ සුපර් සැලුන්<br />කාර්පතයක් සොයා ගෙන ආවේය.<br />බුවා අයියා ගෙනා ලෝගුව ද<br />ඇඳගත් මම බෝකර්<br />බුවා ගේ උවදෙසින් හැඩ<br />වැඩවී නගරය බලා ගියෙමි.<br />බුවාලා බුවීලා පිටියට<br />ඇතුළුවීමට පොරකති.<br />අපේ වාහනයටවත් යන්නට<br />ඉඩක් නැත. බොර්කර්<br />බුවා වහා එළියට පැන්නේය.<br />”ශාන්ති.. ශාන්ති.. කරුණාකර<br />මඟ පාදන්න.. ප්රේයර් ද<br />සේකර්තුමා.. කරුණාකර මඟ<br />පාදන්න...<br />බුවාලා වහා දෙපසට වී<br />රථයේ වීදුරු වෙත එබෙන්ට<br />වූයේ දෙඅත් මුදුන්<br />තබාගෙනය.<br />හොඳ වෙලාවට රථයේ වීදුරු<br />කට්ට කලු ටින්ටඩ් කොට<br />තිබුණි.<br />සමහර බුවාලා අතැවූ මල් ද<br />රථයට ඉස්සාහ.<br />වේදිකාවට නගිත්ම හතර<br />වටින් ඝෝෂා හඬ ද<br />අත්පොළසන් හඬ ද නැඟුණි.<br />මගේ කකුල් දෙක සර සර<br />ගා වෙව්ලයි. දිග ලෝගුව<br />නිසා එය කාටත් නොපෙනේ.<br />”මාගේ බුවාලාවෙනි... මම<br />ඔබලාට එළ ආරංචිය ගෙනාවා...<br />දෙයියන්ගේ නාමෙන් .. ලෙඩ<br />ඔක්කොම සකබලාස්.....<br />ලෙඩකාරයෝ එන්න...<br />මම වැඩේ අරඹුවෙමි.<br />මේ වෙලාවට අප කලින්<br />කතිකා කොට ගෙන<br />තිබුණේ බොර්කර්<br />බුවාගේ ගෝලයින් බොරු<br />ලෙඩුන් ලෙස<br />වෙස්ගන්වා කරන රඟපෑමකටය.<br />ඒ අනුව බුවියක් කෙස්ස<br />වනා කරකවමින්<br />මායං ඇක්ටිං පාරකින්<br />වේදිකාව අබියසට ආවාය. මම<br />ඇය සුවකිරීමට සූදානම්<br />වූවා පමණි ඉදිරි පෙළ<br />සිටි රවඩි බුවා ගැටව්<br />කීපදෙනෙක් වැඩේ කිච කළේය.<br />”මේ .. මේ.. ඒ අය නෙමේ..<br />ප්රේයර්තුමා..<br />පුළුවන්නං මේ දෙන්නා සුවකරන්ඩ..”<br />ඔවුන් ලෙඩුන් දෙදෙනකු<br />ඔසවා ගෙන ආහ.<br />ඔවුන්ගේ මුහුණු දුටු<br />බෝකර්<br />බුවාගේ මුහුණේ බල්බ්<br />පත්තුවෙනු පෙනුනි. ඒ වූ<br />කලී ටවුමේ අන්ධ<br />හිඟන්නා සහ කොර හිඟන්නාය.<br />”ම..ම..ල්ලි.. වැඩේ.. රීගල් ..<br />මොකක් හරි ජිල්මාට්<br />පාරක් දාගන්ඩ..”<br />බුවා අයියාගේ හඬ තිරය<br />පිටුපසින් ඇසෙයි.<br />හීංදාඩියත් මහදාඩියත්<br />දෙකම දමා මගේ ඇඟ තෙත්වී<br />ඇතත් ලෝගුවට පිං සිද්ධ<br />වෙන්න ඒවා බැතිමතුන්ට<br />නොපෙනේ..<br />පැනයන්නට දොරක්<br />සොයා වටපිට බලන මට<br />බොර්කර් බුවා විසින්<br />සෙට් කොට එවන ලද බුවිය<br />මායං වෙන හැටි පෙනුණි.<br />මම වහා හිඟන්නන්<br />දෙදෙනා වෙත ගියෙමි.<br />”නුඹලාට සුව වෙන්නට තව<br />කල් තිබේ. ඒ මොහොත උදාවන<br />තෙක් පැත්තකින් ඉන්න.. කී<br />මම මායං බුවිය වෙත<br />ගියෙමි.<br />”ඒයි.. මා සෝනා... රීරි<br />යක්හා... උඹට බෑ... උඹට බෑ...<br />ඔය බොඩි එකෙන් පලයං... මම<br />අණ කරනවා... උඹට බෑ...<br />පලයාං...” කී මම නැමී බුවිය<br />ගේ කම්මුලට පහරක්<br />ගසා කෙහෙවල්ලෙන්<br />අල්ලා සෙලවීමි.<br />අහෝ ඛේදයකි... කොණ්ඩය<br />ගැලවී මගේ අතට ආවේය.<br />දසතින් හූ හඬත්<br />හිනා හඬත් .. නැගී ආවේය.<br />මායං බුවිය ස්ටේජ්<br />එකෙං පැන්නේ පැති දොරටුව<br />වෙත යන්නටය. ඇනයක<br />පැටලුණු සාරිය ගැලවී ෂෝට<br />පෙනුනි.. ඒ සමඟම පැළඳ සිටි<br />වියාජ ලැමද ගැළවී හැලුණි.<br />මලසේකර.. ඒ.. බුවියක ලෙස<br />හැඩවී සිටියේ බෝකර්<br />බුවාගේ ටවුමේ ගජයෙකි.<br />”හු.. හූ.. ආන්න... කුඩු සනී<br />දුවනෝ...”<br />එනපොට හරි නැති බව<br />හැඟුනෙන් පාතට නැමී<br />ලෝගුව කැටිකොට අතට ගත්<br />මම ද දුවන්නට සැරසුනෙමි.<br />ඒ සමඟ වේදිකාවේ පසෙකින්<br />කෑගසන හඬක් ඇසුනි.<br />”ඒය්.. යකෝ.. උඹලට<br />පේන්නැද්ද..<br />පොට්ටයෝ වගේ බලං ඉන්නේ...<br />ආං.. අරූ.. පේයර් හොරා මාරු<br />වෙන්ඩ හදන්නේ.. ඕකට මාරු<br />වෙන්ඩ දෙන්ඩ එපා...”<br />අන්ධයා මා දෙසට අත 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<!-- End BidVertiser code --></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6102030809403518829.post-6274227320926100082010-03-19T12:23:00.001-07:002010-03-19T12:23:03.990-07:00Love Letter<a href="http://content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/emoticons/00020468.gif"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 100px; height: 100px;" src="http://content.sweetim.com/sim/cpie/emoticons/00020468.gif" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Dearest Miss Someone,<br />I am very happy to inform you<br /> that I have fallen in love with<br /> you since Tuesday, the 02nd of<br /> January 2007. With reference to<br /> the meeting held between us on<br /> the 31st of December 2006 at<br /> 1500 hours, I would like to<br /> present myself as a prospective<br /> lover. Our love affair would be on<br /> probation for a period of three<br /> months and depending on<br /> compatibility, would be made<br /> permanent. Of course, upon<br /> completion of probation, there<br /> will be continuous on-the-<br /> relationship training and<br /> relationship appraisal schemes<br /> leading up to promotion from<br /> lover to spouse.<br />The expenses incurred for coffee<br /> and entertainment would initially<br /> be shared equally between us .<br /> Later, based on your attitude, I<br /> might take up a larger share of<br /> the expenses. However I am<br /> broad-minded enough, to be<br /> taken care of, on your expense<br /> account. I request you to kindly<br /> respond within 30 days of<br /> receiving this letter, failing<br /> which, this offer would be<br /> cancelled without further notice<br /> and I shall be considering<br /> someone else.<br />I would be happy,<br /> if you could forward this letter<br /> to your sister, if you do not wish<br /> to take up this offer.<br /> Thanking you in anticipation.<br />Yours sincerely,<br /> <br />Mr. Someone.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><!-- Begin BidVertiser code -->
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