Lessons For The Facebook

Lesson #1: Don't trash talk your boss.
Lesson #2: Always be thankful for what you've got.
Lesson #3: Family always comes first.
Lesson #4: Love letters should be kept secret.
Lesson #5: Don't skip Geography.
Lesson #6: I mean, really, dear, don't.
Lesson #7: Don't skip English either.
Lesson #8: Don't ruin surprise parties.
Lesson #9: You can't assume anything.
Lesson #10: Keep the jargon to yourself.
Lesson #11: Always make your mom proud.
Lesson #12: ... by don't telling her your plans.
Lesson #13: Keep some things to yourself.
Lesson #14: Not everyone is your friend in this world.
Lesson #15: And yes, girls are always girls.