This is a comic story called " Edirige Satare ", published in Tharunaya News Paper
1:45 AM
9:45 AM
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, and then the driver said: "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared me!". The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much." The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my 1st day as a cab driver. I've been driving a van carrying dead Bodies for the last 25 years.
3:44 PM
A man went to police station for filing report for his missing wife....
Man: I lost my wife
Inspector: What is her height
Man: I never noticed
Inspector: Slim or healthy
Man: Not slim can be healthy
Inspector: Colour of eyes
Man: Never noticed
Inspector: Colour of hair
Man: Changes according to season
Inspector: What was she wearing?
Man: Saree/suit/ I don't remember exactly
Inspector: Was somebody with her ?????????
Man: Yes my Labrador dog, Romeo, tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog togetherâ €¦. And the man started crying…..
Inspector: Lets search for
the dog first !!!!!!!
6:15 AM
When you were small,
You wanted were
TOYS , TOYS , TOYS
But now that you are big,
You want are
BOYS , BOYS , BOYS
2:30 AM
1. It is always possible to park
directly outside any building you
are visiting.
2. A detective can only solve a
case once he has been
suspended from duty.
3. If you decide to start dancing
in the street, everyone you
bump into will know all the steps.
4. Most laptop computers are
powerful enough to override the
communication systems of any
invading alien civilization.
5. It does not matter if you are
heavily outnumbered in a fight
involving martial arts - your
enemies will wait patiently to
attack you one by one by
dancing around in a threatening
manner until you have knocked
out their predecessors.
6. No one involved in a car chase,
hijacking, explosion, volcanic
eruption or alien invasion will
ever go into shock.
7. When they are alone, all
foreigners prefer to speak
English to each other.
8. You can always find a chainsaw
when you need one.
9. Any lock can be picked by a
credit card or a paper clip in
seconds, unless it's the door to a
burning building with a child
trapped inside.
10. Television news bulletins
usually contain a story that
affects you personally at that
precise moment you turn the
television on.
1:03 AM
When you climb the ladder of success,
Don't let the boys look up your dress !!
12:19 AM
When you get married and have a set of twins don't come to me, looking for safety pins.
7:31 PM
Lesson #1: Don't trash talk your boss.
Lesson #2: Always be thankful for what you've got.
Lesson #3: Family always comes first.
Lesson #4: Love letters should be kept secret.
Lesson #5: Don't skip Geography.
Lesson #6: I mean, really, dear, don't.
Lesson #7: Don't skip English either.
Lesson #8: Don't ruin surprise parties.
Lesson #9: You can't assume anything.
Lesson #10: Keep the jargon to yourself.
Lesson #11: Always make your mom proud.
Lesson #12: ... by don't telling her your plans.
Lesson #13: Keep some things to yourself.
Lesson #14: Not everyone is your friend in this world.
Lesson #15: And yes, girls are always girls.
7:22 AM
Father- You need to get more exercise if you want to grow up big and strong
Son- A tree is big and strong and it NEVER EXERCISES
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