Air Canada F/A

A guy sitting at an airport bar in
Calgary noticed a beautiful
woman sitting next to him. He
thought to himself, "Wow, she is
so gorgeous she must be a flight
attendant! But which airline does
she work for?"
Hoping to gain her attention, he
leaned toward her and uttered
the Delta Slogan, "Love to fly
and it shows?" She gave him a
blank, confused stare and he
immediately thought to himself,
"Nope, not Delta." He leaned
towards her again, "Something
special in the air?" She gave him
the same confused look. He
mentally kicked himself, and
scratched American Airlines off
the list. Next he tried the United
slogan, "I would really love to fly
your friendly skies?" This time
the woman savagely turned to
him and barked, "What the &#@*
do you want?" The man smiled,
then slumped back in his
chair,and said.... "Ahhh, Air
Canada!"