Wrong Number

"Hello"
"hi honey, this is daddy. is mommy near the phone?"
"no daddy she is upstairs in the bedroom with uncle paul."

after a brief pause daddy
says
"but honey u haven't got an uncle paul!"
"oh yes i do and he is upstairs in the room with mommy right now."

breif pause
"uh okay then,this is what i want u to do put the phone down on the table, run upstair knock the bedroom door and shout to mommy daddy's car just pulled in the driveway."
"ok daddy just a minute."

a while later the little girl
comes back to the phone,
"done it daddy."
"what happened honey?"
"well mommy got scared jumped out of bed naked, ran round the room screaming, tripped over and knocked her head on the dresser now she aint moving at all."
"what bout uncle paul?"
asked dad.
"he jumped out the window into the swimming pool but i guess he didn't know you

emptied the water last
week. he hit the bottom and
i think he's dead." really

long pause this time.
daddy says,
"swimming pool?.. is this 486-5731?"
"no this is 486-5713.."sorry wrong number..