Fastes Thing

Rob, Bob, Tom & Jerry were finalists at a quiz show. One common question was asked of them.

Quiz Master »» What is the fastes thing in the world?

Rob »» It's LIGHT, nothing can travel faster than light.

Bob »» It's a THOUGHT, because thought is so fast it comes instantly to your mind.

Tom »» It's a BLINK, you can blink and it's hard to realize you blinked at all.

Jerry »» It's LOOSE MOTION

Quiz Master »» ( shocked to hear Jerry's reply ) Why??

Jerry »» Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the worst stomachache, and before i coult THINK, BLINK or turn on the LIGHT , the shit was all over......

THE WINNER, JERRY of course !!!!