Very Important Lesson

My wonderful girlfriend and I
had been dating for over a year,
and so we decided to get
married. There was only one
little thing bothering me. It was
her beautiful younger sister. My
prospective sister-in-law was
twenty-two, wore very tight
miniskirts, and generally was
bra less.
One day "little" sister called and
asked me to come over to
check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived,
and she whispered to me that
she had feelings and desires for
me that she couldn't overcome.
She told me that she wanted to
make love to me just once
before I got married and
committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and
couldn't say a word. She said,
"I'm going upstairs to my
bedroom, and if you want one
last wild fling, just come up and
get me." I was stunned and
frozen in shock as I watched
her go up the stairs. When she
reached the top she pulled off
her panties and threw them
down the stairs at me. I stood
there for a moment, then turned
and made a beeline straight to
the front door.
I opened the door and headed
straight towards my car. Lo and
behold, my entire future family
was standing outside, all
clapping! With tears in his eyes,
my future father-in-law hugged
me and said, "we are very
happy that you have passed our
little test - we couldn't ask for a
better man for our daughter.
Welcome to the family.
And
the moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in
your car........