HR = HIGH RISK

After 2 years of selfless service,
a man realized that he has not
been promoted, no transfer, no
salary increase no commendation
and that the Company is not
doing any thing about it. So he
decided to walk up to His HR
Manager one morning and after
exchanging greetings, he told his
HR Manager his observation. The
boss looked at him, laughed and
asked him to sit down saying. My
friend, you have not worked
here for even one day.
The man was surprised to hear
this, but the manager went on
to explain.
Manager:- How many days are
there in a year?
Man:- 365 days and some times
366
Manager:- how many hours make
up a day?
Man:- 24 hours
Manager:- How long do you work
in a day?
Man:- 8am to 4pm. i.e. 8 hours a
day.
Manager:- So, what fraction of
the day do you work in hours?
Man:- (He did some arithmetic
and said 8/24 hours i.e. 1/3(one
third)
Manager:- That is nice of you!
What is one-third of 366 days?
Man:- 122 (1/3x366 = 122 in
days)
Manager:- Do you come to work
on weekends?
Man:- No sir
Manager:- How many days are
there in a year that are
weekends?
Man:- 52 Saturdays and 52
Sundays equals to 104 days
Manager:- Thanks for that. If
you remove 104 days from 122
days, how many days do you
now have?
Man:- 18 days.
Manager:- OK! I do give you 2
weeks sick leave every year.
Now remove that14 days from
the 18 days left. How many days
do you have remaining?
Man:- 4 days
Manager:- Do you work on New
Year day?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- Do you come to work
on workers day?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- So how many days
are left?
Man:- 2 days sir!
Manager:- Do you come to work
on the (National holiday )?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- So how many days
are left?
Man:- 1 day sir!
Manager:- Do you work on
Christmas day?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- So how many days
are left?
Man:- None sir!
Manager:- So, what are you
claiming?
Man:- I have understood, Sir. I
did not realise that I was
stealing Company money all
these days.
Moral - NEVER GO TO HR FOR
HELP!!!
Have a Nice Day