Honourable Man

One day, while a woodcutter
was cutting a branch of a tree
above a river, his axe fell into
the river. When he cried out, the
Lord appeared and asked, "Why
are you crying?"
The woodcutter replied that his
axe has fallen into water, and he
needed the axe to make his
living.
The Lord went down into the
water and reappeared with a
golden axe. "Is this your axe?"
the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "No."
The Lord again went down and
came up with a silver Axe. "Is this
your axe?" the Lord asked.
Again, the woodcutter replied,
"No."
The Lord went down again and
came up with an iron Axe. "Is this
your axe?" the Lord asked.
The woodcutter replied, "Yes."
The Lord was pleased with the
man's honesty and gave him all
three axes to keep, and the
woodcutter went home happy.
Some time later the woodcutter
was walking with his wife along
the riverbank, and his wife fell
into the river. When he cried out,
the Lord again appeared and
asked him, "Why are you crying?"
"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into
the water!"
The Lord went down into the
water and came up with
ANGELINA JOLIE
"Is this your wife?" the Lord
asked.
"Yes," cried the woodcutter.
The Lord was furious. "You lied!
That is an untruth!"
The woodcutter replied, "Oh,
forgive me, my Lord. It is a
misunderstanding. You see, if I
had said 'no' to
ANGELINA JOLIE,
You would have come up with
CAMERON DIAZ.
Then if I said 'no' to her, you
would have come up with my
wife.
Had I then said 'yes,' you would
have given me all three. Lord, I
am a poor man, and am not able
to take care of all three wives,
so THAT'S why I said yes to
ANGELINA JOLIE.
"
The moral of this story is:
Whenever a man lies, it is for a
good and honorable reason, and
for the benefit of others.
That's our story, and men're
sticking to it! -
"MEN ARE
HONO
URABLE
!!!!!!"