Husband VS Wife

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Husband: Do you know the
meaning of WIFE?
It means, Without Information,
Fighting Everytime!
Wife: No darling, it means,
With Idiot For Ever

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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,
So I'd be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you
were a newspaper,
So I could have a new one
everyday.

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Doctor: Your husband needs rest
and peace. Here are some
sleeping Pills.
Wife: When must I give them to
him?
Doctor: They are for you

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Wife: I had to marry you to find
out how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have known
it the minute I asked you to
marry me.
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Husband: Today is Sunday & I
have to enjoy it. So I bought 3
movie tickets.
Wife: Why Three?
Husband: For you and your
parents
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Wife: What will you give me if I
climb the great Mount Everest?
Husband: A lovely Push...!!!

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Q: What is the most effective
way to remember your wife's
birthday?
A: Just forget it once and you
will never forget it again

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After a quarrel, a wife said to
her husband,
You know, I was a fool when I
married you.
The husband replied, "Yes dear,
but I was in love and didn't
notice

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