Dearest Miss Someone,
I am very happy to inform you
that I have fallen in love with
you since Tuesday, the 02nd of
January 2007. With reference to
the meeting held between us on
the 31st of December 2006 at
1500 hours, I would like to
present myself as a prospective
lover. Our love affair would be on
probation for a period of three
months and depending on
compatibility, would be made
permanent. Of course, upon
completion of probation, there
will be continuous on-the-
relationship training and
relationship appraisal schemes
leading up to promotion from
lover to spouse.
The expenses incurred for coffee
and entertainment would initially
be shared equally between us .
Later, based on your attitude, I
might take up a larger share of
the expenses. However I am
broad-minded enough, to be
taken care of, on your expense
account. I request you to kindly
respond within 30 days of
receiving this letter, failing
which, this offer would be
cancelled without further notice
and I shall be considering
someone else.
I would be happy,
if you could forward this letter
to your sister, if you do not wish
to take up this offer.
Thanking you in anticipation.
Yours sincerely,
Mr. Someone.
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This is a comic story called " Edirige Satare ", published in Tharunaya News Paper.
Once X asked Y, "What is the
secret behind your happy
married life?"
Y said, "You should share
responsibilities with due love
and respect to each other.
Then absolutely there will be
no problems."
X asked, "Can you explain?"
Y said, "In my house, I take
decisions on bigger issues
where as my wife decides
on smaller issues. We do not
interfere in each other's
decisions."
Still not convinced, X asked
Y "Give me some examples"
Y said, "Smaller issues like
which car we should buy,
how much amount to save,
when to visit home town,
which Sofa, air conditioner,
refrigerator to buy,
monthly expenses, whether
to keep a maid or not etc
are decided by my wife. I
just agree to it"
X asked, "Then what is your
role?"
Y said, "My decisions are
only for very big issues. Like
whether America should
attack Iraq, whether Britain
should lift sanction over
Zimbabwe, whether to widen
African economy, whether
Sachin Tendulkar should
retire etc. Do you know one
thing, my wife NEVER
objects to any of these".
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