Technical Expanations!!!!!!

A kid asks: 'Daddy? How did I
come into this world?
The Daddy Answered: ' Well, my
child, some day I'll have to tell
you any way.
The Kid asked again: 'So why not
today?'
The Dad Respond: Please, listen
carefully:Mom and Dad met each
other in an internet café. In the
bathroom of that café, dad
connected to mom.
Mom at that time made some
downloads from dad's memory
stick.When dad finished uploading
we discovered we didn't use any
firewall.
Since it was too late to cancel or
delete, nine months later we
ended up with a virus.'