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Heaven

One day there were three
nuns standing outside the
gates of heaven waiting to
enter.
St. Peter approached them
and asked the first nun,
"Do you know who the first
man was on earth?"
She said, "Ummm that's
tough ... Adam?"
Bells rang, angels sang, the
gates opened, and she
walked in.
Then St. Peter went to the
second nun and asked,
"Do you know who the first
woman was on earth?"
She said, "Ummmm ... Eve?"
Bells rang, angels sang, the
gates opened, and she
walked in.
St. Peter then asked the
third and last nun,
"What were the first words
Eve said to Adam?"
The third nun said,
"Hmmmm, that's a hard
one."
Bells rang, angels sang, the
gates opened, and she
walked right in.

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